If the world smells like shit… maybe it’s time to fix it.
After one too many near-death encounters with Cooper’s legendary stench, the party sets out to solve a problem no hero was ever meant to face: body odor in a medieval fantasy world that has never heard of deodorant.
The solution?
A brand-new spell.
The execution?
Catastrophically stupid.
What starts as a simple idea—‘let’s just remove smell as a concept’—quickly spirals into:
After one too many near-death encounters with Cooper’s legendary stench, the party sets out to solve a problem no hero was ever meant to face: body odor in a medieval fantasy world that has never heard of deodorant.
The solution?
A brand-new spell.
The execution?
Catastrophically stupid.
What starts as a simple idea—‘let’s just remove smell as a concept’—quickly spirals into:
- hunting down rare magical ingredients (including several you really don’t want to carry)
negotiating with deeply annoyed druids
harvesting substances best left unharvested
and creating something that absolutely, positively should not exist
Because when you mix magic, bodily fluids, and a complete lack of good judgment…
You don’t get cleanliness.
You get consequences.
And those consequences have teeth.
Welcome to the Caverns & Creatures universe, where the quests are ridiculous, the heroes are worse, and even success can turn into a nightmare made of literal shit.
Genre: GameLit
Used availability for Robert Bevan's Stop Making Scents