Roy is a washing machine messiah. Recently turned human, he must pave the way for the coming of the washer-men. Unfortunately, Roy is not a very good messiah. More obsessed with the daytime Soap Opera Sands of Eternity, Roy deviates from his mission in order to follow his dream of acting in a scene with its beautiful leading lady, before she is retired from the show. But Roy soon discovers that the rise to stardom isn't a simple task, especially for man whose mouth is an out-of-control washing machine.

A menagerie of freaks, bukkake hair treatments, sexually deranged divas, super powered superstars, snuff films, gloop lunches, and a murderous washing machine man known only as "The Dark Washer" all await Roy on his quest through the bowels of the day-time drama industry.

It's The Little Mermaid meets O'Lucky Man, filtered through Futurama. Washer Mouth is a totally fucking insane satire of Soap Operas that could only come from the unbalanced mind of Kevin L Donihe.

Genre: General Fiction

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April 2009 : USA Paperback

Title: Washer Mouth: The Man Who Was a Washing Machine
Author(s): Kevin L Donihe
ISBN: 1-933929-83-9 / 978-1-933929-83-5 (USA edition)
Publisher: Eraserhead Press
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