Churro's Poundcakes and Puddings

Churro doesn't have access to the internet, malls, or money, so he gives his ladies the one thing that only he can: their wildest fantasies come true.

This holiday-themed short story has no plot, only "plot."

Warning: this book contains explicit content and ridiculous situations that are suitable only for adults. But not, like, adult-y adults. More like teenagers who have adult bodies. (It's lowbrow, is what I'm saying.) Reader discretion strongly advised. 18+ only.