Nobody wants to adopt the Shluffmuffin twins. Wally's feet stink something awful, and Cheyenne is allergic to everything. Then why are the Mandible sisters so eager to take them home? And what sort of old maids would choose to live in a place called Dripping Fang Forest, where zombies wander the woods singing "Itsy Bitsy Spider" and ten-foot-long glowing slugs want to suck the feet right off your ankles?
Would it seem ungrateful of Wally to point out the Mandible sisters' extra arms? Or to question their all-chocolate, all-the-time menu? Or, um, to venture into the cellar, where the twins have been told to NEVER, EVER, EVER go?
Yeah, perhaps that last bit was a mistake. Now there's nothing left for the Shluffmuffins to do but run--run for their lives!
Genre: Children's Fiction
Would it seem ungrateful of Wally to point out the Mandible sisters' extra arms? Or to question their all-chocolate, all-the-time menu? Or, um, to venture into the cellar, where the twins have been told to NEVER, EVER, EVER go?
Yeah, perhaps that last bit was a mistake. Now there's nothing left for the Shluffmuffins to do but run--run for their lives!
Genre: Children's Fiction
Used availability for Dan Greenburg's The Onts
Hardback Editions
January 2009 : USA Library Binding
September 2006 : USA Hardback
September 2005 : Hardback
Title: [( The Onts )] [by: Dan Greenburg] [Sep-2005]
Author(s): Dan Greenburg
Publisher: Harcourt Children's Books
Availability: Amazon UK
August 2005 : USA Hardback
Audio Editions
July 2007 : USA Audio CD
June 2007 : USA Audio edition
Title: The Onts: Secrets of Dripping Fang, Book One:
Author(s): Dan Greenburg
Publisher: Listening Library
Availability: Amazon
June 2007 : Canada Audio edition
Title: The Onts: Secrets of Dripping Fang, Book One:
Author(s): Dan Greenburg
Publisher: Listening Library
Availability: Amazon CA