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The Discount Damsel

(2026)
(The first book in the Misfit Faerie series)
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A tower with a secret.
A princess who doesn't want to be rescued.
And the grumpy sorcerer roommate she's driving absolutely crazy.


Princess Millie dreams of becoming a pirate, not running a kingdom, so being kidnapped by an ambitious young dragon is the best thing that's ever happened to her.

Bradley, the dragon's chronically irritated best friend, only sees her as a distraction threatening his last chance to break a curse before he loses his magic forever.

Tensions rise as the princess and the sorcerer apprentice pursue two very different goals in one cramped tower. She is everything Bradley despises—ridiculously cheerful, entitled royalty,
and a pirate. He’s everything Millie loathes—brooding, arrogant, and incapable of appreciating a good cup of tea.

As heroes besiege their tower and a hidden threat imperils their dragon friend, the rivals must decide how much they're willing to sacrifice to save him, and whether chasing their dreams is worth risking their hearts.

The Discount Damsel is a standalone whimsical, steamy fairy tale with a grumpy/sunshine enemies-to-lovers romance, an irreverent young dragon moonlighting as a mob boss, epic world-building, fun adventure, and all the cozy vibes.


Genre: Fantasy

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