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Owens Protective Services: Boxset Five
(2025)(A book in the Owens Protective Services series)
An omnibus of novels by Giulia Lagomarsino
Pucker Factor
What the hell just happened?
Today has been a bad combination of a Seinfeld episode and Lethal Weapon.
Bombs, crazy people, and a woman who can’t stop making friends with the people trying to kill her.
I’m not sure what to make of this beautiful disaster.
Other than the fact that I’m insanely attracted to her.
And one other small problem.
I’ve already slept with her.
I’m doing the best I can to protect her, but some women are too strong-willed to really be controlled.
I’m not sure how this job ends—
or if we’ll even make it to tomorrow.
I just hope something about this job makes sense by the time it’s over.
Blowed Up
It was just another day at OPS.
We were back at it, filming another screenplay for Zoe—don’t even get me started.
My wife was upset that I spoiled her favorite ‘cafe latte’ by telling her how it was really made, my pilot lost another plane, and my kid is keeping us up all night.
On top of all that, Fox went off on another adventure to discover the lost secrets of FNG.
Insert eye roll here.
I thought that would be the end of it.
Then the alarms went off. Chaos ensued and we went into attack mode.
They may have breached our walls, but they would never get to our inner sanctum.
Then it all got Blowed Up.
It was bound to be a bad week. I just never thought it would end like this.
Balls To The Walls
True love is…taking a wooden stake to the abdomen for the lady you met two days ago.
I was sitting in a cantina smoking a cigar when I first saw her.
Eyes like honey and a body that tempted me to do something so irrational it would have killed any other man.
Lucky for me, my handy dandy weapon of choice was close by.
But she was worth it.
And I found that I was especially fond of her abilities with a corkscrew.
How could it not be love at first sight?
Although, my teammates could have shown just a little more enthusiasm when I showed up.
But no, they were focused on the gaping hole in my side.
Oh, and the little fact that I hadn’t bothered to call.
Still, couldn’t a guy get a hug or even a pat on the shoulder?
Or…hey, is that your wife? She'''s totally hot. How about some shawarma?
You know, it’s almost like they didn’t miss me.
Genre: Romantic Suspense
What the hell just happened?
Today has been a bad combination of a Seinfeld episode and Lethal Weapon.
Bombs, crazy people, and a woman who can’t stop making friends with the people trying to kill her.
I’m not sure what to make of this beautiful disaster.
Other than the fact that I’m insanely attracted to her.
And one other small problem.
I’ve already slept with her.
I’m doing the best I can to protect her, but some women are too strong-willed to really be controlled.
I’m not sure how this job ends—
or if we’ll even make it to tomorrow.
I just hope something about this job makes sense by the time it’s over.
Blowed Up
It was just another day at OPS.
We were back at it, filming another screenplay for Zoe—don’t even get me started.
My wife was upset that I spoiled her favorite ‘cafe latte’ by telling her how it was really made, my pilot lost another plane, and my kid is keeping us up all night.
On top of all that, Fox went off on another adventure to discover the lost secrets of FNG.
Insert eye roll here.
I thought that would be the end of it.
Then the alarms went off. Chaos ensued and we went into attack mode.
They may have breached our walls, but they would never get to our inner sanctum.
Then it all got Blowed Up.
It was bound to be a bad week. I just never thought it would end like this.
Balls To The Walls
True love is…taking a wooden stake to the abdomen for the lady you met two days ago.
I was sitting in a cantina smoking a cigar when I first saw her.
Eyes like honey and a body that tempted me to do something so irrational it would have killed any other man.
Lucky for me, my handy dandy weapon of choice was close by.
But she was worth it.
And I found that I was especially fond of her abilities with a corkscrew.
How could it not be love at first sight?
Although, my teammates could have shown just a little more enthusiasm when I showed up.
But no, they were focused on the gaping hole in my side.
Oh, and the little fact that I hadn’t bothered to call.
Still, couldn’t a guy get a hug or even a pat on the shoulder?
Or…hey, is that your wife? She'''s totally hot. How about some shawarma?
You know, it’s almost like they didn’t miss me.
Genre: Romantic Suspense
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