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Warm Piss / Merzoth: 3-4

(2023)
(The second book in the Bad Priest series)
A collection of stories by

 
 

My name is Cole Bannen and I'm a recovering priest. Eight years in prison will do that to you. But I’ve been out of jail for less than a day and I find myself falling back into old habits.

Which mostly consists of phony exorcisms.

A long time ago, I was warned about the dangers of messing around with such things. I paid no attention, because I don't even believe in possession.

Welp, I was wrong and I messed up bad -- and now, with a demon living inside my head, I've gone from being a mediocre priest to a bad priest.

I'm just hoping there's enough good in me left to help some hapless souls before I get dragged down to the pits of Hell where I belong.

BAD PRIEST is a serial novel. Two new episodes will be released every Tuesday. Each set of episodes (2) is approximately 30 pages long or 5000+ words. They are best enjoyed if read in order.


In this set...

Episode 3 -- Warm PissIt took all of two hours before Father Cole Bannen fell back into old habits. Fake exorcisms? Check. Cash in hand? Check. Actual demon inside his head? Uhh... maybe?

Episode 4 -- Merzoth: Only a very skilled engineer should build a skyscraper, for fear of it toppling. Only a very skilled chef should prepare blowfish, for fear of it poisoning the guests. Only a real, devout priest should perform exorcisms, for fear of a real possession. Oops. Father Cole Bannen just f*&#ed up.


WARNING: This story is irreverant, violent, sarcastic, and pretty much guaranteed to offend. Perfect for fans of the movie Constantine and the show/graphic novel Preacher. For mature audiences only.


Genre: Mystery

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