Pretty Little Felonies
(2026)(The first book in the Pretty Little Felonies series)
A novel by Fortuna Lux and P H Nix
My best friend killed a man.
I helped clean it up.
We took his car. Named her Hershie — short for hearse, obviously — and we got on the road before anybody could ask reasonable questions.
Look. It was self-defense. Mostly. The first one definitely was. Anything after that is between us, the interstate and one very unlucky hitchhiker named Joaquin who climbed into our stolen Escalade thinking two pretty women were the safer option.
Bless his heart.
This is 2003. We have bad MapQuest directions, a dead man's credit cards, a private cam room called Motel 13, an old iPod with surprisingly good taste, and absolutely no business falling in love.
The men are worse than the roads.
The roads are long.
And some girls just want to have felonies.
Pretty Little Felonies is a queer whorror-romance road trip — chaotic, bloody, funny, spicy, and built for readers who want their crime with feelings and their love story with a body count.
Genre: Thriller
I helped clean it up.
We took his car. Named her Hershie — short for hearse, obviously — and we got on the road before anybody could ask reasonable questions.
Look. It was self-defense. Mostly. The first one definitely was. Anything after that is between us, the interstate and one very unlucky hitchhiker named Joaquin who climbed into our stolen Escalade thinking two pretty women were the safer option.
Bless his heart.
This is 2003. We have bad MapQuest directions, a dead man's credit cards, a private cam room called Motel 13, an old iPod with surprisingly good taste, and absolutely no business falling in love.
The men are worse than the roads.
The roads are long.
And some girls just want to have felonies.
Pretty Little Felonies is a queer whorror-romance road trip — chaotic, bloody, funny, spicy, and built for readers who want their crime with feelings and their love story with a body count.
Genre: Thriller