book cover of Banging Her Alien Ballers
 

Banging Her Alien Ballers

(2026)
(The third book in the UFOmegaverse series)
A novel by

 
 
One curvy computer nerd obsessed with Area 51.
Four lost Galactic Champions and their sentient space balls.
Olive Owens didn’t choose the nomad life, it chose her. At least, that’s what it felt like when her aunt gifted her the vintage bus turned hippie motorhome. Ten years later, she’s a successful video game designer trekking around the states in the Warp Wagon.

Her pack says she can’t live the solo life forever. And Olive says she’ll date eventually... Assuming someday an intergalactic Alpha smuggler with a furry copilot steps off a light freighter and whisks her away. Until then, she’s got a sure-fire fix for loneliness on the road: binge watch her favorite Sci-Fi show and eat an entire tub of ice cream.

One lonely night, Olive is polishing off a container of Rocky Road when the Warp Wagon begins to shake. It's not an earthquake, and it's not her imagination.

When the violent trembling stops, Olive ventures outside. Nothing seems out of the ordinary, until she walks towards the woods and slams into something invisible. As she’s slapping the unseen barrier like a street mime, a panel slides away to reveal four green faces. She passes out from shock.

The next day, Olive wakes up reeling from the weird dream. Seconds later, she’s screaming at the sight of winged men trying to wrestle flying orbs in her tiny kitchenette.

Torak. Yotta. Aristo. Garrus.

They were just on their way to intergalactic spring training, but took a wrong turn at the Magellanic Clouds. Now they’re stuck on Earth, their warp regulating crystals cracked and no way off the planet. The ballers know humans are a violent bunch, so they weren't surprised when one began beating up their ship. What does surprise them is how amazing the Omega smells. None of the manuals about this planet are scratch and sniff.

These four space playboys never lose.
And now all they want is to win her heart.

With the help of talking balls, a lot of ice cream, and a lifetime Area 51 obsession, Olive might find a reason to end her single days and become a hardcore Zephyrball fan.

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For these lonely human Omegas, destiny is about to crash land in their backyards.
The UFOmegaverse doesn't take itself too seriously. These quirky, laugh-out-loud rom-coms are stuffed with heart, banter, and banging.

✦hilarious meet-cutes
✦language barriers
✦shapeshifting
✦weird... eggplants
✦sword crossing
✦medium burns
✦medium spice (open door)
✦guaranteed HEAs
✦standalone books



Genre: Paranormal Romance



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