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Die You Doughnut Bastards

(2012)
A collection of stories by

 
 
"Like William S. Burroughs on crack!" - Thomas F. Monteleone, New York Times bestselling author

The bacon storm is rolling in. We hear the grease and sugar beat against the roof and windows. The doughnut people are attacking. We press close together, forgetting for a moment that we hate each other.

In Die You Doughnut Bastards, amputees, lonely young people, and talking animals struggle for survival against the freakish whims of nature. A typewriter made of fetuses is the source of woe for an expecting couple. A girl with a glass jaw hides an otherworldly secret. A demonic loner goes to a birthday party in Hell. You'll encounter a killer in a marsupial mask, a prison for anorexics, haunted pancakes, and a songwriter with a cult following.

Surreal prose poems give way to personal accounts of alienation and modern love. Vegetarian narwhals are sold at the supermarket. And in a city that might be your own, zombie doughnuts are rising up. Kill yourself before they kill you. Or just kill yourself.

Featuring original illustrations in the style of Daniel Johnston, Die You Doughnut Bastards is the latest way to drown, brought to you by Wonderland Book Award-winning author Cameron Pierce.

Genre: Horror

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"Like William S. Burroughs on crack!" - Thomas F Monteleone


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October 2012 : USA Paperback
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Title: Die You Doughnut Bastards
Author(s): Cameron Pierce
ISBN: 1-62105-055-6 / 978-1-62105-055-1 (USA edition)
Publisher: Eraserhead Press
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October 2012 : USA, Australia, Canada, UK Kindle edition
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Title: Die You Doughnut Bastards
Author(s): Cameron Pierce
Publisher: Eraserhead Press
Availability: Amazon   Amazon UK   Amazon CA   Amazon AU