I've made a lot of questionable life choices.
Marrying a stranger before coffee is my new personal best.
I wake up to a giant green face fogging my van window.
Two minutes later, he's telling the HOA I'm his wife.
Obviously, I play along.
He's huge. Grumpy. Measures his towels.
Wears a suit like it's losing a fight with his shoulders.
He drafts us a twelve-page contract.
I sign it in glitter gel pen.
He moves me into his bed…
And our pillow wall lasts exactly one thunderstorm.
The HOA wants proof.
His mother wants a wedding.
And for the first time in my life, I want to stay.
I've always been the one who leaves first.
It's kind of my thing.
Too bad my husband has a strict no-returns policy.
Read on for a broke, sassy artist who never stays, a grumpy Orc accountant who measures everything except how hard he's falling, and a fake marriage about to get very real. HEA guaranteed.
Genre: Paranormal Romance
Marrying a stranger before coffee is my new personal best.
I wake up to a giant green face fogging my van window.
Two minutes later, he's telling the HOA I'm his wife.
Obviously, I play along.
He's huge. Grumpy. Measures his towels.
Wears a suit like it's losing a fight with his shoulders.
He drafts us a twelve-page contract.
I sign it in glitter gel pen.
He moves me into his bed…
And our pillow wall lasts exactly one thunderstorm.
The HOA wants proof.
His mother wants a wedding.
And for the first time in my life, I want to stay.
I've always been the one who leaves first.
It's kind of my thing.
Too bad my husband has a strict no-returns policy.
Read on for a broke, sassy artist who never stays, a grumpy Orc accountant who measures everything except how hard he's falling, and a fake marriage about to get very real. HEA guaranteed.
Genre: Paranormal Romance