The graphics are so good that I’d never guess I was dead.
I’m Ace Singleton—or was. Now I exist only on the servers of Digital Afterworld Inc, and my nerdiness in life landed me a game called Conquest.
Conquest lets me do things I could never do in life: get jacked, kill monsters, and, most importantly, score with wagonloads of hot women.
But when I start the game as a butt-ugly noob with a rusty mace, it’s not gonna be easy. If I want to score with high-level hotties and use magic weapons, I’m going to have to level up.
So join me in my quest for adventure. You’ll laugh. You’ll cry. Okay, you won’t cry unless you’re a total wuss, but you might get a little wood.
Because now that I’m dead, I finally get a chance to live.
Warning:
Contains sex, mature situations, immature humor, vivid descriptions of human-on-monster violence and vice-versa, occasional use of words like thy and thou, more than occasional use of words like f---, at least one decapitation, and Bob. Don’t say I didn’t warn you about Bob.
70,000 words of pure fun.
Genre: Fantasy
I’m Ace Singleton—or was. Now I exist only on the servers of Digital Afterworld Inc, and my nerdiness in life landed me a game called Conquest.
Conquest lets me do things I could never do in life: get jacked, kill monsters, and, most importantly, score with wagonloads of hot women.
But when I start the game as a butt-ugly noob with a rusty mace, it’s not gonna be easy. If I want to score with high-level hotties and use magic weapons, I’m going to have to level up.
So join me in my quest for adventure. You’ll laugh. You’ll cry. Okay, you won’t cry unless you’re a total wuss, but you might get a little wood.
Because now that I’m dead, I finally get a chance to live.
Warning:
Contains sex, mature situations, immature humor, vivid descriptions of human-on-monster violence and vice-versa, occasional use of words like thy and thou, more than occasional use of words like f---, at least one decapitation, and Bob. Don’t say I didn’t warn you about Bob.
70,000 words of pure fun.
Genre: Fantasy
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