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Our Tiny, Useless Hearts

(2016)
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'Witty, observant, laugh-out-loud funny. It's rare to find a novel that keeps you laughing as this one does; the characters are sharply drawn and frighteningly familiar and the story never stops throwing up surprises. I loved it.' - Graeme Simsion, author of The Rosie Project

Henry has ended his marriage to Caroline and run off with his daughter's teacher, Martha. Caroline, having shredded a wardrobe-full of Henry's suits, has gone after them.

Craig and Lesley have dropped over from next door to catch up on the fallout from Henry and Caroline's all-night row.

And Janice, Caroline's sister, is staying for the weekend to look after the children because Janice is the sensible one.

Then Craig enters through the bedroom window expecting a tryst with Caroline and finds Janice instead, Lesley storms in full of threats, Henry, Caroline and Martha arrive back from the airport in separate taxis - and let's not even get started on Brendan the pizza guy.

Janice can cope with all that. But when her ex-husband Alec knocks on the door things suddenly get complicated...

'A new Toni Jordan is always a special pleasure and her latest is a wonderful, witty treat of a novel: cutting and clever, and yet so very romantic, as though P.G. Wodehouse had satirised life in the suburbs.' - Liane Moriarty, author of The Husband's Secret

    

Praise for this book

"A wonderful witty treat." - Liane Moriarty


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Paperback Editions

June 2017 : Australia Paperback
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Title: Our Tiny, Useless Hearts
Author(s): Toni Jordan
ISBN: 1-925355-45-4 / 978-1-925355-45-1 (Australia edition)
Publisher: Text Publishing Company
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February 2017 : Australia Paperback
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Title: Our Tiny, Useless Hearts
Author(s): Toni Jordan
ISBN: 1-76029-381-4 / 978-1-76029-381-9 (Australia edition)
Publisher: Allen & Unwin
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Audio Editions

June 2017 : Australia Audio CD
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Title: Our Tiny, Useless Hearts
Author(s): Toni Jordan
ISBN: 1-4893-8264-X / 978-1-4893-8264-1 (Australia edition)
Publisher: Bolinda Audio
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June 2017 : Australia Audio CD
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Title: Our Tiny, Useless Hearts
Author(s): Toni Jordan
ISBN: 1-4893-8266-6 / 978-1-4893-8266-5 (Australia edition)
Publisher: Bolinda Audio
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June 2017 : Australia MP3 CD
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Title: Our Tiny, Useless Hearts
Author(s): Toni Jordan
ISBN: 1-4893-8265-8 / 978-1-4893-8265-8 (Australia edition)
Publisher: Bolinda Audio
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August 2016 : USA Audio edition
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Title: Our Tiny, Useless Hearts
Author(s): Toni Jordan
Publisher: Bolinda Publishing Pty Ltd
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August 2016 : Canada Audio edition
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Title: Our Tiny, Useless Hearts
Author(s): Toni Jordan
Publisher: Bolinda Publishing Pty Ltd
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August 2016 : UK Audio edition
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Title: Our Tiny, Useless Hearts
Author(s): Toni Jordan
Publisher: Bolinda Publishing Pty Ltd
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Kindle Editions

December 2016 : UK Kindle edition
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Title: Our Tiny, Useless Hearts
Author(s): Toni Jordan
Publisher: Allen & Unwin
Availability: Amazon UK