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From New York Times Bestselling Author, HP Mallory (co-author of the bestselling Haven Hollow series), comes a brand new paranormal women’s fiction series!
An irreverent, sexy, and hysterical romp through the tarot…
KATE:
After inheriting my aunt’s crappy castle in the rinky dink town of Maplewood, Vermont, my life will never be the same again. I’m not even slightly exaggerating.
So why the pity party? Well, first off, I’m now a celestial guardian (called a Daughter of the Moon) and prior to moving here, I didn't even read my horoscope. Second, I’m the caretaker of a talking goat and a shrunken head, yet I've never even owned a goldfish! And third? I’m stuck with literally the WORST bodyguard in the history of terrible bodyguards. Right--Magnus is about as fun as a hemorrhoid.
And let’s not even talk about the fact that as soon as I made my vow to the moon, my body decided to morph into a fertility statue (and I'm forty-freaking-five!) Still not exaggerating--the Andes have sprouted on my chest and my ass needs its own zip code.
But that’s not even the worst part! Nope, not by a long shot.
The absolute kicker is that my sex-crazed, nudist of a mother has just decided to relocate to a town nearby which means we’ll be seeing a lot more of each other. That might sound nice, but it isn’t. Not at all. Trust me--you haven't met my mother...
At least I have Luke Montgomery to rely on—Luke’s a magician in town and he’s the only one who’s able to keep me from wanting to tear my hair out. Not only that, but Luke’s in a word: hot. And, yeah, I might have a little crush on him…
As if things weren't weird enough, they get even weirder when I start having dreams of an incredibly sexy man who appears to be stuck in a garden. I can’t decide if he’s simply the result of one too many snacks before bedtime or if he’s meant to teach me something about the newest tarot lesson I’m embarking on—The Hanged Man.
Sometimes life truly is stranger than fiction.
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Genre: Paranormal Romance
An irreverent, sexy, and hysterical romp through the tarot…
KATE:
After inheriting my aunt’s crappy castle in the rinky dink town of Maplewood, Vermont, my life will never be the same again. I’m not even slightly exaggerating.
So why the pity party? Well, first off, I’m now a celestial guardian (called a Daughter of the Moon) and prior to moving here, I didn't even read my horoscope. Second, I’m the caretaker of a talking goat and a shrunken head, yet I've never even owned a goldfish! And third? I’m stuck with literally the WORST bodyguard in the history of terrible bodyguards. Right--Magnus is about as fun as a hemorrhoid.
And let’s not even talk about the fact that as soon as I made my vow to the moon, my body decided to morph into a fertility statue (and I'm forty-freaking-five!) Still not exaggerating--the Andes have sprouted on my chest and my ass needs its own zip code.
But that’s not even the worst part! Nope, not by a long shot.
The absolute kicker is that my sex-crazed, nudist of a mother has just decided to relocate to a town nearby which means we’ll be seeing a lot more of each other. That might sound nice, but it isn’t. Not at all. Trust me--you haven't met my mother...
At least I have Luke Montgomery to rely on—Luke’s a magician in town and he’s the only one who’s able to keep me from wanting to tear my hair out. Not only that, but Luke’s in a word: hot. And, yeah, I might have a little crush on him…
As if things weren't weird enough, they get even weirder when I start having dreams of an incredibly sexy man who appears to be stuck in a garden. I can’t decide if he’s simply the result of one too many snacks before bedtime or if he’s meant to teach me something about the newest tarot lesson I’m embarking on—The Hanged Man.
Sometimes life truly is stranger than fiction.
Click BUY NOW or READ FOR FREE to continue the DAUGHTER OF THE MOON series today!
Genre: Paranormal Romance
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