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Dial M for Merde

(2008)
(The fourth book in the Paul West series)
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Englishman Paul West has just received an offer he can't refuse: two weeks in the sun, all expenses paid, with a beautiful blonde called Gloria Monday. M, as Gloria likes to be known, is down south to report on caviar trafficking - but it soon becomes obvious that she's interested in something a lot more fishy than caviar. Meanwhile Paul's best friend Elodie is marrying a French aristocrat, and Paul is asked to do the catering. Cooking for the French is a risky assignment at the best of times, but Paul, who is starting to feel a bit like James Bond, assures her that nothing can go wrong. Or can it? As Paul is sexually harassed by an English hen party, picked on by French commandoes and arrested by excitable gendarmes, he realises that events are spiralling out of control. And when he discovers that M's real target is France's biggest fish of all - the new President - and that he's coming to Elodie's wedding, Paul knows that the merde really is about to hit the fan ...

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Paperback Editions

April 2009 : UK Paperback
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Title: Dial M For Merde
Author(s): Stephen Clarke
ISBN: 0-552-77349-2 / 978-0-552-77349-2 (UK edition)
Publisher: Black Swan
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April 2009 : UK Paperback
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Title: Dial M For Merde
Author(s): Stephen Clarke
ISBN: 0-552-77350-6 / 978-0-552-77350-8 (UK edition)
Publisher: Black Swan
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November 2008 : UK Paperback
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Title: Dial M for Merde
Author(s): Stephen Clarke
ISBN: 0-14-305210-1 / 978-0-14-305210-4 (UK edition)
Publisher: Penguin
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September 2008 : USA Paperback
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Title: Dial M for Merde
Author(s): Stephen Clarke
ISBN: 0-593-05630-2 / 978-0-593-05630-1 (USA edition)
Publisher: Bantam Press
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Kindle Editions

March 2012 : USA Kindle edition
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Title: Dial M for Merde: A Novel
Author(s): Stephen Clarke
Publisher: Open Road Media
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December 2008 : UK Kindle edition
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Title: Dial M For Merde
Author(s): Stephen Clarke
Publisher: Transworld Digital
Availability: Amazon UK