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Witches Be Crazy

(2015)
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Real heroes never die. But they do get grouchy in middle age. The beloved King Ik is dead, and there was barely time to check his pulse before the royal throne was supporting the suspiciously shapely backside of an impostor pretending to be Ik's beautiful, long-lost daughter. With the land's heroic hunks busy drooling all over themselves, there's only one man left who can save the kingdom of Jenair. His name is Dungar Loloth, a rural blacksmith turned innkeeper, a surly hermit, and an all-around nobody oozing toward middle age, compensating for a lack of height, looks, charm, and tact with guts and an attitude. Normally politics is the least of his concerns, but after everyone in the neighboring kingdom of Farrawee comes down with a severe case of being dead, Dungar learns that the masquerading princess not only is behind the carnage but also has similar plans for his own hometown. Together with the only person senseless enough to tag along, an eccentric and arguably insane hobo named Jimminy, he journeys out into the world he's so pointedly tried to avoid as the only hope of defeating the most powerful person in it. That is, if he can survive the pirates, cultists, radical Amazonians, and assorted other dangers lying in wait along the way. Logan J. Hunder's hilarious debut blows up the fantasy genre with its wry juxtaposition of the fantastic and the mundane, proving that the best and brightest heroes aren't always the best for the job.

Genre: Fantasy

Praise for this book

"Fast moving and original...This is a wild fantasy adventure." - Piers Anthony


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Hardback Editions

July 2015 : USA Hardback
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Title: Witches Be Crazy: A Tale That Happened Once Upon a Time in the Middle of Nowhere
Author(s): Logan J Hunder
ISBN: 1-59780-949-7 / 978-1-59780-949-8 (USA edition)
Publisher: Night Shade
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Paperback Editions

July 2015 : USA Paperback
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Title: Witches Be Crazy: A Tale That Happened Once Upon a Time in the Middle of Nowhere
Author(s): Logan J Hunder
ISBN: 1-59780-820-2 / 978-1-59780-820-0 (USA edition)
Publisher: Night Shade
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July 2015 : USA Audio edition
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Title: Witches Be Crazy
Author(s): Logan J Hunder
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July 2015 : Australia Audio edition
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Title: Witches Be Crazy
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July 2015 : Canada Audio edition
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Title: Witches Be Crazy
Author(s): Logan J Hunder
Publisher: Audible Studios
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July 2015 : UK Audio edition
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Title: Witches Be Crazy
Author(s): Logan J Hunder
Publisher: Audible Studios
Availability: Amazon UK