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The Handsome Squirm

(2012)
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Like Franz Kafka's The Trial meets an erotic body horror version of The Blob.

A man is arrested in the middle of the night. He doesn't know why. He doesn't remember committing any crime. The cops drop him off in a small community in the middle of the woods where a wedding is about to begin. It is his wedding. He doesn't recognize the bride, but she's allegedly pregnant with his children. All twelve of them. And by law, he must marry her or go to prison for the next two decades.

But who is this strange woman he is to spend the rest of his life with? She doesn't seem quite human. Her expressions are cold and emotionless. Her movements are like that of a spider. She is Usagi, a creature who feeds on her human mate during pregnancy. Now this man has to find a way to terminate the marriage if he is to survive. But it's not going to be easy. His friends, his family, and his country are all against him. They believe a father should be willing to give up anything for the sake of his family. Even his life.

From master of bizarro fiction Carlton Mellick III comes a darkly absurd tale about the horrors of fatherhood.

Genre: Horror

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Paperback Editions

April 2012 : USA Paperback
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Title: The Handsome Squirm
Author(s): Carlton Mellick III
ISBN: 1-62105-026-2 / 978-1-62105-026-1 (USA edition)
Publisher: Eraserhead Press
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Kindle Editions

August 2018 : USA, Australia, Canada, UK Kindle edition
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Title: The Handsome Squirm
Author(s): Carlton Mellick III
Publisher: Eraserhead Press
Availability: Amazon   Amazon UK   Amazon CA   Amazon AU