Mike Thomas

Mike Thomas was born in 1971 in the Welsh town of Caerphilly, famed for being the birthplace of comedian Tommy Cooper, its deliciously salty cheese, and its castle with a tower which allegedly leans at a sharper angle than the more celebrated one in Pisa.His teenage years were spent breakdancing, spraying graffiti around the towns walls and office blocks and just about staying on the right side of the law, until his early twenties when, inexplicably, he joined the local constabulary and began locking people up for spraying graffiti around the towns walls and office blocks.