Alien Death Rays! and Other Unavoidable Hazards

"Reads like Douglas Adams on magic mushrooms." --Jonathan Maberry, New York Times Bestselling Author of Patient Zero Barn Burner Books is proud to present: Alien Death Rays and Other Unavoidable Hazards. Zombies, cybernetically enhanced werewolves, and alien invasions, are just some of the stories that make up Timothy W. Long's first short story collection. Enjoy 11 tales and over 200 pages of apocalyptic mayhem--just bring a barf bag and possibly a strong constitution. Contents: The Book of Dan Let Loose the Wolves of War Always Bet on Bacon! Shattered Sky Anal Probes aren’t just for Breakfast Anymore Last Rays Last Hope The Time Traveling Chair Fast Food Farts The Lonely Stars Your Rotted End Shit You Won’t See On Oprah


Genre: Science Fiction